– Wilt u voetbalplaatjes?
– Huh?
– Voetbalplaatjes, wilt u ze?
– I’m sorry, I don’t understand…
– Ah, okay… football pictures, you want football pictures?
– Football pictures?
– Yes yes, you want?
– What are football pictures?
– It’s eh pictures with eh footballers on it. You want? For free!
– No thank you.
– It’s really great, football pictures!
– Yes but…
– We have Matthijs de Likt, see? He is a very, very good eh footballer.
– Hm okay.
– And we also have Jordy Cleesie. He’s my favorite!
– Okay wow. But I don’t want…
– But with football pictures, you never know what you get, it’s very funny.
– Ah okay…
– So you want them, football pictures?
– No I really don’t need them.
– Okay, that’s fine.
– Yes.
– …
– So you want pannenzegels?
– Huh?
– Pan seals! You want?